it's Trolloween.
the internet's favorite troll put on a pumpkin and refused to log off.
Summon chaos. Carve memes. Light the chain.
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until Oct 31
the internet's favorite troll put on a pumpkin and refused to log off.
Summon chaos. Carve memes. Light the chain.
pumpkin + troll = Trollkin. carve yours. post it. haunt the timeline.
The pumpkin didn't choose the troll — the troll carved himself into it. Every October, the internet thins and the copium fog rolls in. Out of the timeline crawls a grinning gourd with a Wi-Fi plan and zero empathy: Trolloween.
They say he was born from a deleted thread and watered with energy drink. He harvests engagement like candy, hoarding screenshots, quote-tweets, and your last three brain cells. If you hear a cheap laugh in the wind, that's him… or your notifications.
On-chain, the ritual is simple: summon the pumpkin, share the Trollkin, choose chaos. Burns become bonfires, buybacks become broomsticks, and every meme is a doorbell. Knock wisely — some houses give chocolate, others give chart art. Welcome to Trolloween.
October is our on-chain purge. Every post is a jump scare.
No utility. Seasonal utility only: dopamine + pumpkin spice copium.
Tricks for haters, treats for holders. Post first, apologize never.